blonde-champagne:

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2yrs:

take a chill pill, your honor

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plasmalogical:

who at the NSA has seen me naked? how many of them want to call me. i know youre reading this. im not doing anything tonight or tomorrow

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lovingblakelively:

Angel Ball 2014 hosted by Gabrielle’s Angel Foundation
  • Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
  • Me: Oh ok cool
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: This is a febreze commercial right
  • Kidnapper: Wut
  • Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh
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exquisense:

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